This blog will be presented in the Multiple Choice format. Get your keyboards at the ready and answer honestly. There will be five questions. There will be three answers to each question. Good luck.

Question 1: You see a man trying to to steal a purse. The woman hits him with her purse. The man then pulls out a knife and yells "I'm going to kill you!" at the woman. What would you do?

C: Pull out cell-phone, Dial 911. Keeping in mind average response times are double-digit minutes.

B: Yell at attacker hoping he will run away. Keeping in mind that he will do this again and that next time someone might not be there.

A: Pull out Colt 1911, pull slide, tell attacker that if he does not back away and put hands on the ground immediately he will soon be assuming room temperature. Then Dial 911, one way or another.

Question 2: You see a drug dealer following a child and telling him "Come on, it's what all the cool kids are doing.". What would you do?

C: Pull out cell phone, Dial 911. Keeping in mind that the drug dealer will just run away and try again with the next child. And that that child might not say no.

B: Yell at Drug Dealer. Refer to above.

A: Grab Drug Dealer by neck, throw to ground, pull back steel-toe boot, aim at groin, kick repeatedly. Then Dial 911, afterwords call lawyer.

Question 3: You are in a store, 2 men, intent on robbing the store, run in yelling "Just do what we say and nobody dies!". What would you do?

C: Pull out cell phone, Dial 911. Keeping in mind that if caught they will kill you and when police arrive they will kill you.

B: Try to sneak out of the store. If they catch you they will kill you and after you get out of the store they will kill you.

A: Pull out Colt 1911, pull slide, aim, pull trigger, re-aim, pull trigger. Then Dial 911.

Question 4: You see a man attempting to rape a woman. What would you do?

C: Pull out cell phone, Dial 911. Keeping in mind that police response times are in the double-digit minutes.

B: Yell at the rapist. Keeping in mind he will try to do this again.

A: Pull out Colt 1911, pull slide, scream at him to turn around with his hands in the air, aim for groin, pull trigger. Then Dial 911, afterwords call lawyer.

Question 5: You see a child predator trying to prey upon a child. What would you do?

C: Pull out Colt 1911, pull slide, aim, pull trigger, repeat until empty.

B: Run to car, pull out Remington 870. Charge, aim, pull trigger, repeat until empty.

A: Run to car, pull out M32 MGL. Yell at predator, aim, wait until minimum distance, pull trigger until empty.