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Kal Penn in the White House?

"In early 2009, Penn was offered the position of Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison in the Obama administration, which he accepted."

Uwhaaa?

I got my hands on a Super Secret memo with upcoming appointments:

Jon Stamos as Assistant Liason Junior Director at the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

All the BackStreet Boys as Sr. Secret Service Members in charge of Protection for Obama's Mother In Law.

Richard Simmons as Assistant to the Assistant Director of CIA Liason Office

Will I Am as White House Jacercize Instructor

Zack Ephron as Jr. White House  Ninja

Octo Mom as Head White House Octo Mom

Wolverine as Director of White House Mutant Affairs

Lastly, Carrot Top will be affixed to the White House Roof with Super Glue in lieu of a Bronze Statue.

These appointments do not shout "Hope" exactly, but they sure do scream "Change!"

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MSM and Allen Stanford: where is the outrage!

I see Bernie the Goat Madoff and AIG in the news all the time, but why isn't Allen Stanford a household name? He should be the talk of all Mainstream Media! All I can find is a near puff-piece here.

Where is the outrage? This guy stole bilions and is getting a free ride. Maybe it is because he has all of DC in his pocket.

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PMA Lobbyist Group: Crooks in plain site

"PMA funneled more than $40 million in donations to members of Congress since 1998, including $2.4 million to Mr. Murtha and $7.8 million to members of his committee. Congress, in turn, rewarded PMA clients with rarely debated earmarks. Last year, the firm was able to marshal more than 100 lawmakers to earmark $300 million in contracts for the lobbyist’s clients."

Why don't they just set up shop in an office at the Capital Building. Let's cut the bs.

Nice.

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Treasury Dept. defies Transparency

Hi, I am the Treasury. I gave billions of dollars to Banks  for this handy TARP program. Since then, people have noticed messed up stuff like recipients who lost billions paying out millions in bonuses,  or paying for million dollar meetings with Cheryl Crow as entertainment.

Yah, that is awkward..I mean kinda- not really. I don't care...LOL & ROTFLMAO BTW!

Know what's worse? I am part of an administration that emphasizes "transparency." But, here is the kicker..I don't have to tell anyone anything about where all this money is going! 

There is even some "overseer" lady from Harvard who is in charge of monitoring what I am doing..and now she is getting all up in my grill for not giving out any information! She-dont-know ME! Ha just kidding, I am not mad. You can check how this crazy lady is trying to get all up in my bizness here.

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Tim Geithner's nominee for #2 helped make this mess

Get in the cockpit and roll. What in he heck? Well, I'll be a Charles Dickens with a bunch of grapes.

http://www.mydd.com/story/2009/3/31/132541/829

Tim Geithner's new nominee for number two at the Treasury Department, Neal Wolin, played a key role in drafting legislation in the late 1990s deregulating the banking system, a former Treasury Department official confirms to us. The law that Wolin helped draft has been blamed by some critics, many of them Democrats, for easing up regulatory pressure on huge financial institutions, tangentially helping create today's mess -- and his role drafting it could come under questioning at his upcoming confirmation hearings. ... Stuart Eizenstat, a deputy Treasury secretary under Bill Clinton, confirmed that as Treasury's general counsel at the time, Wolin "provided the technical and legal drafting" for the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act.

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Muslim aversion to words like Freedom and Tolerance

This article addresses Muslim aversion to pluralistic societies.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0328/p09s01-coop.html

How is all that working for you Pakistan? Word Up to "Freedom," eh Saudi Arabia?

Methinks someone needs a little Madison Ave. PR Magic.v

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Federal Bonus? I wanna know who you are

Aw heck, I don't care about the amount. If Joe Banker gets X amount of money in relation to his salary or revenue, that is not my problem..

No one cared about the amount of money that Barry Bonds made, and he was a cheater just like the jaggoffs at the banks. But...we did know that Barry "The Cheating Cheater Just like Wall Street" Bonds had a name and a face So, I sure as heck better know the name of some asswipe from Scarsdale who receives as bonus, paid for by the Federal Government. In other words, there should be a list of people who receive these government bonuses, along with the amounts. I wanna know.

Yeh sure, it is not fun knowing that Federal Money is going to be used for Little Cody's karate lessons or monthly dues at the Edgartown Marina or for some blow in the parking lot of Jet East in The Hamptons or whatever. That's all fine if these banker Wall Street people want to pat themselves on the back while they drive in government-funded Land Cruisers. I will just wink and say 'your welcome. ' But don't come to me with a straight face, you used car salesman in Brooks Brothers, and tell me I shouldn't know your name. Wake up and smell the coffee..along with the fact that you are now a joke!