Brace yourselves..quotations from mini Mike

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ben_afleck_is_an_ok_actor · 6 months ago

“Marriage] Sex with someone you love… is sex with someone you love. The plusses are you don’t have to buy dinner and the only thing you catch with callouses,” and “Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, 'That’s the most expensive piece of arse in the world!”

Very smart wife…The woman knows her worth.

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